Not great, admittedly.

(Source: primetimevines, via lyxdelsic)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via heyfunniest)

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via castleoflions)

hotboysofficial:

why sleep when you have internet connection?image

(via ruinedchildhood)

validx2:

When yo see the booty you be like

validx2:

When yo see the booty you be like

(via paradigms-of-a-time-lord-memory)

lexiconofcurls:

queenqueercutie:

Lord… please stop white people. Amen.


Bruh, I’m crying.
"Katie, you’re white."

lexiconofcurls:

queenqueercutie:

Lord… please stop white people. Amen.

image

Bruh, I’m crying.

"Katie, you’re white."

(Source: katara, via ruinedchildhood)

hip-hop-zombie:

busta rhymes 

(via ruinedchildhood)